Have you ever danced with a WOLF in a Pale Moonlight

Superman Superman had a hard day, So he decided to round up some friends and go to the bar for a few beers. He calls up Batman, butBatman says: "I'm too tired, I busted up 3 gangs today, and my utility belt broke and the Batmobile needed servicing and.... I justwant to go to bed." He calls up The Flash who says: "I got stopped in LA for running with beer on my breath. I've sworn off forthe moment." He calls up more super heroes, only to get turned down each time. Finally Superman decides that h… Continue

Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a lit! tle fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you dumb shit" HUM… Continue

-------Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the backg… Continue