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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days… Continue

a woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter. What are you doing ? She asked. Hunting flies he responsed. Oh, killing any? she asked. Yep, 3 males and two females he replied. Intrigued,she asked. How can you tell them apart? He responded. 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

1 cup cold milk 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O French Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, divided 24 NILLA Wafers, divided 2 small bananas 8 maraschino cherries POUR milk into large bowl. Add dry pudding mix. Beat with wire whisk 2 min. or until well blended… Continue

1 can (20 oz.) crushed pineapple in juice, undrained 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Fat Free Sugar Free Instant Reduced Calorie Pudding & Pie Filling 1 cup thawed COOL WHIP LITE or COOL WHIP Sugar Free Whipped Topping 1 pkg. (10 oz.) round angel food cake 10 fresh strawberries MIX pineapple and dry pu… Continue