My photos all tell LIES about me, Lies I tells ya, all lies

Have you ever been doing this stuff, blogging away, got like HALFWAY through a really LONG one, then struck the wrong button and done something to LOSE it.......or something like that at work (eh at work who cares?). Well I just did.....crap crap crap crap crap crap!!! I guess it could be worse, I could have started a small convo with some gal I wanted to impress and on our FIRST tentative chatting been typing "I love your hairstyle, who does it?"....and accitdentally hit SEND at the "I love yo… Continue

Back IN the 90's, I had a girlfriend (well, I've had a few girlfriends....but for those of you who relationships aren't just bada bing, bada boom....thunderbolt, prince charming and WE'RE DONE happily ever after....well, there are a few relationships....and for SOME of us (again, NOT all of us, but for some) there is one sig other that was THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY....and one that was THE ONE WHO RUINED MY LIFE....now, with time, maybe these labels don't fit....but humor me......no, don't dress down… Continue

so, as I've mentioned, I've been married, and I have dated...exclusively bbws.....previously known as zaftig, voluptuous, plus size, full figured, and a ton of other names thrown at them in high school that weren't so nice. I did drop a statement in one of the groups how I came to be a "card carrying FA"....for those of you not into NAAFA, FA stands for "fat admirer"....back in Jr. High, a gal had a crush on me....well, she liked me, but I couldn't tell cuz men are usually oblivious to that...bu… Continue

As promised, because it IS early morning here, and I have to stow up more of my weird life experiences (and take some life experience viagra) before I can SPURT another present day blog episode on this page....I give you a retro experience I had. All events in this pre-blog were written on word 6.0...this IS my first real blog......and all the events are true with the minor exception of those which are not: ASIDE NOTE: I really like the font for these blogs....what is it?...it's not arial, it's… Continue

Okay, I didn't log in yesterday because....well work for once really picked up, and what really makes me valuable there (I'm an engineering technician, which means I'm like a sergeant...I actually know all about what an officer does, but I don't have a piece of paper saying I'm smart)....well, I DO have a piece of paper saying I'm smart....BS, Mathematics, U of O (wait, I touted this in one of my other posts) but in the world of high corporate engineering there are two types of degrees when you… Continue