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MY DAD... HE GOT ALL THE JOBS-- FIXING MY BIKE, KILLING BUGS,CHECKIN UNDER MY BED FOR MONSTERS,HE HELPED ME MOVE ,CHECKED MY OIL,SLIPPED ME EXTRA CASH WHEN I WAS BROKE,HIS REWARDS WASNT BIG,BUT HE DIDNT CARE. IT WAS ENOUGH FOR HIM TO WATCH ME GROW,HEAR ME LAUGH,AND KNOW THAT I WAS SAFE HAPPY AND GROW UP TO BE REASONABLY CONTENT.AND WITHOUT EVER EXCHANGING A WORD ON THE SUBJECT,HE TAUGHT ME ALL ABOUT LOVE....HOW IT'S VERY OFTEN IN THE LITTLE THINGS, THAT MAKES A WHOLE LIFETIME OF DIFFERENCE TO A… Continue

Beauty of a Woman ~~ The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her heart, The place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, The passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman With time, only grows..

A newborns conversation with God: A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?" God said, "Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you." The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy." God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy." Again the ch… Continue

COLONOSCOPIES TOO FUNNY - THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?' 3. 'Can you hear me NOW?' 4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? 5. 'You know, in Arkansas,… Continue